Sjung min broder, sjung
Idag bjuder jag bara på något enkelt. Att skriva uppsats tar mer tid än jag vill erkänna och det börjar bli dags att göra det ordentligt. Så håll till godo, här kommer några enkla korta ramsor som används i Premier League.
1. ”He's bald, He's shit
He plays when no ones fit
Cygan, Cygan
Can't pass, ain't quick,
We're really in the shit
When we play Pascal Cygan”
Devin, Devin you’re not white”
QPR-Chelsea på Loftus Road någon gång i början på 90-talet. QPR hade en spelare (färgad) som hette Devin White. Detta noterades naturligtvis av Chelsersupportrarna som vänligt men bestämt påminde honom.
3. ”Two Andy Goram; there's only two Andy Goram,
two Andy Gooooraaam, there's only two Andy Goram!”
Rangers målvakt hade avslöjat att han varit psykiskt sjuk och led av schizofreni.
4. ”The citys all ours
the citys all ours
fuck off to Kirkby, the citys all ours”
Liverpool till Everton, angående deras nya arenaplaner.
Varpå Everton svarar tillbaka (med tanke på Pools många nordiska supportrar):
”The citys all ours
the citys all ours
fuck off to Norway, the citys all ours”
5. ”Tim Howard
Fuck off
Tim Howard
Fuck off
We got Tim Howard in our nets
Fuck off
And he's got tourettes
Fuck off”
6. ”Park, Park, Park, where ever you'll be, you'll be,
you eat dogs in your own country,
but it could been worse, you could be scouse'
they eat rats in their council house”
Unitedfansen hyllar sin Ji Sung Park.
7. ”If I had the wings of a sparrow
If I had the ass of a crow
I'd fly over Old Trafford tomorrow
And shit on the bastards below below, I'd shit on the bastards below”
Liverpool om Man United.
8. ”Oh Owen Hargreaves, you are the love of my life
Oh Owen Hargreaves, I'd let you shag my wife
Oh Owen Hargreaves, I want curly hair too”
9. ”When the ball hits the sky and hits you in the eye,
That's Traore,
When the ball hits his head and ends up in row Z,
That's Traore”
Liverpools egna fans om fransmannen Traore, till melodin ”That’s amore”.
10. ”You are a scouser,
An ugly scouser,
You're only happy on giro day,
Your mums out stealing,
Your dads drug dealing,
Please don't take our hub caps away”
Ramsa riktad mot Liverpool.
// Don Ohlson